I'm a runner, Christian, reader, writer, and cartoonist. I live north of nowhere, but love my state of Alaska the most. :) I also love the Univeristy of Oregon! There's nothing really interesting about me, but I like random things! Like facts! This blog is the inner-workings of my mind, so yes, you can be afraid... sometimes. Oh, and yes, I do bite. Hard.

The Drama Queen of Running

Games require skill. Running requires endurance, character, pride, physical strength, and mental toughness. Running is a test, not a game. A test of faith, belief, will, and trust in one’s self. So hardcore that it needs a category all to itself to define the pain. When game players criticize, it’s because they aren’t willing to understand, not because they’re stronger. Running is more than a sport; it’s a lifestyle. If you have to ask us why we run, you’ll never understand, so just accept. - Jessica Props (via runsydney)

(via adistancerunner)

Whenever you tell me I’m pretty
That’s when the hunger really hits me.
Your little heart goes pitter patter;
I want your liver on a platter!
Use your finger to stir my tea
and for dessert I’ll suck your teeth.
Be too sweet and you’ll be a gonner;
Yup, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch,
Then when I’m thirsty, I drink their blood.
- Cannibal by Ke$ha
They say that true love hurts,
Well, this could almost kill me.
Young love murdered, that is what this must be.
I would give it all to not be sleeping alone, alone.
The life is fading from me
While you watch my heart bleed.
Young love murdered, that is what this must be.
I would give it all to not be sleeping alone, alone.
- The Harold Song by Ke$ha
PEETA OR GALE?! Sincerely, Anonymous

PEENISS TILL THE END.

r u a virgin? Sincerely, Anonymous

I think I answered this a while back, but yeah, I am.

What's your fastest mile? Sincerely, Anonymous

6:18

It was my sophomore year, after wrestling season, and I was 120 pounds with mild muscle and a mixture of anorexia and bulimia. I don’t know if I’ll ever get any faster.

you dont look like a runner.... Sincerely, Anonymous

Did you know that, according to the physiology of a bumblebee, they’re not supposed to be able to fly?

That’s what I am, technically—a bumblebee. I’m not really muscled anywhere but my legs, but I run like a 5’4”, 120 lbs. girl.

All in all, I’m lucky to be as fast as I am.

WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME??? Sincerely, Anonymous

I’M NOT THE AWESOME ONE, ANON.

YOU’RE THE AWESOME ONE.

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